Mandy: O? Are you serious? Why would you want to watch that?
Taylor: We read Othello in English class and I love any movies about high school.
Mandy: You are so gay.
Taylor: No. No. Ms. I-Watch-Dancing-With-The-Stars-Religiously. You have no room to judge me.
Mandy: HOW DARE YOU BRING UP DWTS!!!!! THAT'S AN INCREDIBLE SHOW!
Taylor: O > DWTS on a cool scale
Taylor: DWTS > O on a gay scale
Mandy: Go fuck yourself. These celebrities work really hard every week!
Taylor: And who's good? Pam Anderson? I'll tell you who's good. MEKHI PHIFER. JOSH HARTNETT. JULIA STILES.
Mandy: Who's good? Hmmm let's see Chad Ochocinco, Nicole Scherzinger, Erin Andrews, Pam Anderson, Evan Lycek..... DUH
Taylor: You're a doodie.
Taylor: Sooooo my phone autocorrected "doofus" to "doodie"..
Mandy: Yeah.... Sooo....
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