Drill Baby Drill

Actual text from Mandy: Is it bad taht instead of trying to fix the oil spill of the gulf coast i'm drunk? Should I do something? I don't know whAt to do.....raise Money? Nooooooi don't know I'm drunk and passing out kiss baby bird on the cute little cheeej for me

Translated text from Mandy: Is it bad that instead of trying to fix the oil spill on the Gulf Coast, I'm drunk? Should I do something? I don't know what to do... Raise money? Noooo I don't know I'm drunk and passing out. Kiss BabyBird on the cute little cheek for me.

I can't be elusive with you, honey.

Mandy: Tell me exactly what you're doing at this very moment and how you feel about what you're doing.

Taylor: I'm eating honey with a spoon, watching Gossip Girl, and I couldn't be more content.

Mandy: Honey... Interesting.

Taylor: Interesting and delicious.

Mandy: I'm likin' what I'm hearin'.

When Platonic Soulmates Argue...

Taylor: HBO must've read my mind because I was looking last week for O online and it was no where... Now it's OnDemand. AWESOME.

Mandy: O? Are you serious? Why would you want to watch that?

Taylor: We read Othello in English class and I love any movies about high school.

Mandy: You are so gay.

Taylor: No. No. Ms. I-Watch-Dancing-With-The-Stars-Religiously. You have no room to judge me.

Mandy: HOW DARE YOU BRING UP DWTS!!!!! THAT'S AN INCREDIBLE SHOW!

Taylor: O > DWTS on a cool scale

Taylor: DWTS > O on a gay scale

Mandy: Go fuck yourself. These celebrities work really hard every week!

Taylor: And who's good? Pam Anderson? I'll tell you who's good. MEKHI PHIFER. JOSH HARTNETT. JULIA STILES.

Mandy: Who's good? Hmmm let's see Chad Ochocinco, Nicole Scherzinger, Erin Andrews, Pam Anderson, Evan Lycek..... DUH

Taylor: You're a doodie.

Taylor: Sooooo my phone autocorrected "doofus" to "doodie"..

Mandy: Yeah.... Sooo....