Oh Perkins, Thou Art a Heartless Bitch

Mandy: Never again Perkins late night. I’ve been wanting to throw up all day

Taylor: Me too I feel so bad

Mandy: It was either the omelette, sausage, bacon, hashbrowns, chocolate milkshake, or chocolate chip cookie thats making me want to vom

Taylor: Or the pancakes.

Mandy: Oh god I forgot about the pancakes.